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My Son is Destined to Become a Hedge Fund Manager…

    My oldest son, Charles, is seven years old and still has only a nebulous idea of what I do professionally. He knows I “go to an office to make money” and that this involves staring at a set of monitors all day. But he has no real clue as to what I’m actually […]

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And the title for funniest theme on the internet goes to… #trudeaueulogies

I usually steer clear of politics, keeping my beat to the economy and markets. But this is just too good to pass up. Canada’s prime minister Justin Trudeau offered a warm, heartfelt eulogy to the recently deceased Fidel Castro… a repressive dictator responsible for the impoverishment of Cuba and the misery of millions across Latin […]

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Financial Advice from a Loan Sharking Gangster

I don’t make a habit of taking financial advice from loan sharking gangsters. In fact, I don’t know that I’ve ever actually had a conversation with a loan shark. And I value my kneecaps far too dearly to ever actually solicit their services. But once in a while, even a scumbag hustler can have a […]

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